Screenwriters: Derek Boyle, Eamon Friel, Raymond Friel
Running Time: 91 mins
Release Date: Out Now
Ivan the Terrible is on the loose and he's hunting down sad corporate media underlings with the aid of his bible-thumping twin sister in modern day
Botched starts out as a bad heist film, but with one swift cut, it becomes a wacky blood-spewing B-movie. A faulty lift brings the thieves and bystanders into a concrete labyrinth, which serves as the booby-trapped setting for the action. The unfortunate group of thieves and hostages includes a radio geek, a self-proclaimed “alpha male” security guard, a female corporate VP, and a trio of church ladies. All played by Irish/British actors putting on unbearably awful Russian accents, it’s a relief when the film gets more and more demented and there are less and less lines delivered.